Quotable for Spring

April 7, 2008

In honor of the opening of the baseball season, I offer a series of baseball related quotes.

Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical.
– Yogi Berra (1925 - )

Baseball is a skilled game. It’s America’s game — it, and high taxes.
– Will Rogers (1879 - 1935)

Opera in English is, in the main, just about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
– H. L. Mencken (1880 - 1956)

Baseball has the great advantage over cricket of being sooner ended.
– George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.
– Yogi Berra (1925 - )

Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it’s open to anybody who owns hideous clothing.
– Dave Barry (1947 - )

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