Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.
– Nikita Khrushchev
Take everything you like seriously, except yourselves.
– Rudyard Kipling
This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.
– Will Rogers
It’s so much easier to suggest solutions when you don’t know too much about the problem.
– Malcom Forbes
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose.
– Andy Rooney
One of the few good things about modern times: If you die horribly on television, you will not have died in vain. You will have entertained us.
– Kurt Vonnegut
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