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	<title>Notes From Neal &#187; satire</title>
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		<title>An American View</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Apr 2008 11:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Watzman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Let&#8217;s move from President Bush being the worst President ever to another world perspective.  Take a look at the linked map, entitled The World According to Americans.
What connection might be made between this map and our current &#8220;sitting President&#8221;, the man they call &#8220;W&#8221;?
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Let&#8217;s move from President Bush being the worst President ever to another world perspective.  Take a look at the linked map, entitled <a href="http://thepandapage.com/2008/04/04/the-world-americas-flea-market/" target="_blank"><em>The World According to Americans</em></a>.</p>
<p>What connection might be made between this map <em>and</em> our current &#8220;sitting President&#8221;, the man they call &#8220;W&#8221;?</p>
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		<title>Grammatical Rules (Or Guide to Good Grammar)</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 16:08:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Neal Watzman</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Blogging is all about good grammar and language.  So to provide a service to my fellow bloggers (and you know who you are), I offer the following for your thoughtful, but careful consideration.
Some of my readers are teachers. You know who you are.  Please feel free to copy these rules for classroom distribution [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=watzman.wordpress.com&blog=425554&post=203&subd=watzman&ref=&feed=1" />]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class='snap_preview'><br /><p>Blogging is all about good grammar and language.  So to provide a service to my fellow bloggers (and you know who you are), I offer the following for your thoughtful, but careful consideration.</p>
<p>Some of my readers are teachers. You <em>know</em> who <em>you</em> are.  Please feel free to copy these rules for classroom distribution and/or use. You don&#8217;t have to pay me nuthin&#8217;</p>
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<li>Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.</li>
<li>Just between you and I case is important.</li>
<li>Verbs has to agree with their subjects.</li>
<li>Watch out for irregular verbs which have crope into our language.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t use no double negatives.</li>
<li>A writer mustn&#8217;t shift your point of view.</li>
<li>When dangling, don&#8217;t use participles.</li>
<li>Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t write a run-on sentence you have to punctuate it.</li>
<li>About sentence fragments.</li>
<li>In a letter themes reports articles and stuff like that we use commas to keep a string of items apart.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t use commas, which aren&#8217;t necessary.</li>
<li>Its very important that you use apostrophe&#8217;s right.</li>
<li>Don&#8217;t abbrev.</li>
<li>Check to see if you have any words out.</li>
<li>As far as incomplete constructions, they are wrong.</li>
<li>Never use a preposition to end a sentence with.</li>
<li>It is important to never ever under any circumstances split an infinitive.</li>
<li>Last but not least, avoid cliches like the plague.</li>
<li>The active voice is preferred.</li>
<li>Use of the passive voice is to be avoided.</li>
<li>Eschew obfuscation.</li>
<li>Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.</li>
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