Here are a few “random” quotations and thoughts, gleaned from email messages, web pages, the back of my mind, and a variety of other sources.
I’m currently out of my mind or have stepped away from reality! Please leave a message…
The Moral Majority is neither
Fast food is neither
I thought I was indecisive; now I’m not so sure.
When life hands you gators, make Gatorade.
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
I didn’t believe in reincarnation in my last life, either!
Never believe generalizations.
The generation of random numbers is too important to leave to chance.
Jesus saves. He uses double coupons.
Jesus saves! Gretzsky shoots. He scores!
Jesus loves you. But I’m his favorite.
Does anal retentive have a hyphen?
So many cats, so few recipes.
Suburbia: Where they tear out the trees and name streets after them.
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1 (raise your hand if you get this one)
I can find a few more if you like. To quote Karen Carpenter (no, I’ll not link her), “we’ve only just begun…”
Oh. And if you’d like to add your own, well, that’s why they have a comment button. Use it!