Within the last few minutes, folks, I received an email from Jesus. I can’t imagine it was from anyone other than that Jesus. I mean who else would dare to use that name? It’s gotta be copyrighted somewhere like The Vatican, wouldn’t you think?
Anyhow, the subject of my email from Jesus is “watch this prices”, only convincing me even more that it’s authentic, because we all know that Jesus came from Palestine and probably wasn’t all that facile in the English language. They did have English back in his days didn’t they? Of course they did.
By now, I’m sure you’re so darn curious about why Jesus might be sending me an email. Well, according to the email, Jesus has evolved quite a bit from preaching about doing the right thing, love your neighbor and all that do-gooder stuff. Apparently he has gone into sales, like the good Jewish boy that he is. And in this email, at least, he’s selling good drugs, well at least for us old guys:
- Viagra Soft Tabs
- Cialis Soft Tabs
- Viagra Jelly (no peanut butter to go with it?)
Wow! Great inventory! Probably good prices! Stuff to harden you up just when you really need it.
That’s all I know. But if you need that kind of stuff “when the time is right”, Jesus would seem like a reputable and reliable source. You really couldn’t go wrong. I just wish I could pass along his email in case you had a question or two to ask, but when I looked, it must not have been the right one. Someone probably stole his, poor guy.