Quoteable v3.04

“Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn’t work out, you haven’t wasted a whole day.”
— Mickey Rooney

“God is not dead but alive and well and working on a much less ambitious project.”
— Anonymous

“Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind.”
— William Shakespeare

“To be worn out is to be renewed.”
— Lao-tzu

“The quality of American life must keep pace with the quantity of American goods. This country cannot afford to be materially rich and spiritually poor.”
— John F. Kennedy

“Fig Newton: The force required to accelerate a fig 39.37 inches per sec.”
— J. Hart

“Laughter is the closest distance between two people.”
— Victor Borge

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2 responses to “Quoteable v3.04

  1. I like the Borge one best!

  2. I like the Shakespeare. Projection. I’ve seen way to much of just that.

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