Quotable

“If the facts don’t fit the theory, change the facts.”
— Albert Einstein

I suspect the Bushies have tried this a time or two.

“If you live to be one hundred, you’ve got it made. Very few people die past that age.”
— George Burns

“I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out.”
— Steven Wright (comedian)

“Indecision may or may not be my problem.”
— Jimmy Buffet

“Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn’t.”
— Mark Twain

So Mr. Clemmens knows this Administration also.

“An intellectual snob is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture and not think of The Lone Ranger.”
— Dan Rather

“I am not one of those who in expressing opinions confine themselves to facts.”
— Mark Twain

Quite right, sir.

“Don’t let yourself forget what it’s like to be sixteen.”
— Anonymous

Wise words from that wise person. I have a sixteen year-old daughter, so it’s quite easy sometimes. Also challenging and joyful.