“His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.”
–Woody Allen

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.”
–Will Rogers

“When I was a boy I was told that anybody could become President. Now I’m beginning to believe it.”
–Clarence Darrow

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.”
–Mark Twain

“All generalizations are dangerous, even this one.”
–Alexander Dumas

“A person should want to live, if only out of curiosity.”
–Yiddish Proverb


One response to “Quotable

  1. I love these. Very funny.

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