As everyone worldwide understands, the US economy is a real mess. With a friendly and helpful attitude, our Federal Government steps in to bail America out of this impending financial morass. Helping us out the same way they do with the good folks of New Orleans and the people of Iraq, of course. But I digress.
Anyhow, the plan is that The Government gives each and every American money that they can then go and binge out on spending. That spending, of course, will stimulate growth, making everyone happy, and once again fill those dwindling corporate coffers.
A more detailed explanation can be found at this link, where our good friend Uncle Jay Explains the News. The highly original, humorous and educational three minute video will help you see the light in these dark times.